Goodbye unwanted comments from silly people- I never knew I would literally have to hold back from slapping someone
Goodbye silly hormones- Once you made me cry so hard I think I hyperventilated
Goodbye raging acid reflux- you will not be missed
Goodbye swollen ankles and feet with a distinct sock line at the end of the day- I have never wanted my shoes off more
Goodbye itchy belly- you made a "lotion hater" have to lather up several times a day
Goodbye (I hope) chipmunk cheeks- You make me look like I am storing up nuts for the winter
Goodbye sleepless nights- Oh wait I don't think I can say goodbye to that. Ok, Goodbye sleepless nights due to being very uncomfortable and having to get up to pee all the time
Goodbye stabbing lower back pain- I HATE you.
Goodbye tiny bladder- You made it very very difficult to walk and not run to the bathroom
Goodbye silly pregnancy waddle- It will be so nice to have a normal center of gravity again
Goodbye mush brain- I have never had to go back to the store for the same thing so many times
Goodbye extra baby weight- I HOPE to have you off before my sister's wedding in August (YIKES) so I can zip up that bridesmaids dress
Goooooooooood bye!
**smile**
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